Showing posts with label Oscars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Oscars. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 01, 2017

The Uber Oscars

Every year the Oscars hand out an award for Best Actor. But since they also hand out awards for Best Actress, Best Supporting Actor, and Best Supporting Actress they still leave the most fundamental question unsettled: who gave the year’s best acting performance. 

Well (now that the dust has finally settled form this year’s crazy Oscars) I’m here to retroactively answer that question for every year dating back to 1990. Welcome to the Uber Oscars!

2016
Casey Affleck
Emma Stone
Mahershala Ali
Viola Davis

If Viola Davis had competed in Best Actress like she should have she would have won it easily. I’m starting the exercise with a gimme putt. 

2015
Leonardo DiCaprio
Brie Larson
Mark Rylance
Alicia Vikander

Time changes how art is perceived, and this feels too recent to really have a clear perspective on it. I would wager that 5-10 years from now Brie Larson’s work will be considered the best of the bunch, but Leo so thoroughly dominated last year’s award season and his win loomed so large in the popular consciousness I gotta give him the nod here for now.

2014
Eddie Redmayne
Julianne Moore
JK Simmons
Patricia Arquette

I remember being blown away by Julianne Moore in Still Alice, but the movie came out only three years ago and yet I barely remember a single thing about it. JK Simmons’ performance in Whiplash on the other hand was instantly iconic to everyone who saw it and will define his entire career. So, sorry Julianne, but you’re lagging every so slightly.

2013
Matthew McConaughey
Cate Blanchett
Jared Leto
Lupita Nyong’o

Screw your McConaisssance, this is Cate Blanchett all the way. Leo should have beaten McConaughey anyway, and then we could have had a real debate. Great year though overall.

2012
Daniel Day-Lewis
Jennifer Lawrence
Christoph Waltz
Anne Hathaway

Another great year. Anne Hathaway is now officially underrated and Jennifer Lawrence is one of the most memorable winners of recent years. But one of my rules in life is that in an acting-related contest between anyone and Daniel Day-Lewis, the winner is always Daniel Day-Lewis.

2011
Jean Dujardin
Meryl Streep
Christopher Plummer
Octavia Spencer

Uh, well someone has to win, so using the Daniel Day-Lewis Rules, this one goes to Meryl Streep, I guess? Says a lot about the 2012 Oscars that one of the hardest trivia questions in the world is “who won Best Actor six years ago”

2010
Colin Firth
Natalie Portman
Christian Bale
Melissa Leo

At the time it was probably Christian Bale. Now it’s probably Natalie Portman. But it’s close.

2009
Jeff Bridges
Sandra Bullock
Christoph Waltz
Mo’Nique

I might be biased here, but I think Christoph Waltz in Inglorious Basterds is an all-timer. If you wanted to talk me into Mo’Nique though I’d be willing to listen.

2008
Sean Penn
Kate Winslet
Heath Ledger
Penelope Cruz

REALLY strong year. Any of the other three could have won most years. But Heath Ledger’s Joker is arguable the single best performance of the 2000s. It’s certainly the most iconic.

2007
Daniel Day-Lewis
Marion Cotillard
Javier Bardem
Tilda Swinton

If Heath Ledger’s Joker isn't the best acting performance of the 2000s then Daniel Day-Lewis’s Daniel Plainview IS. So, sorry Javier Bardem, but you're gonna have to settle for being the strongest Uber-Oscars runner-up of them all. And Tilda Swinton, any day now feel free to give Cate Blanchett the Oscar you stole from her.

2006
Forrest Whitaker
Helen Mirren
Alan Arkin
Jennifer Hudson

As much as I want to try and argue that it’s Jennifer Hudson, I think it’s pretty clearly actually Helen Mirren. 

While we’re here, 2006 Best Supporting Actor is on the shortlist for weakest Oscar acting category of all time.

2005
Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Reese Witherspoon
George Clooney
Rachel Weisz

Fun fact: Even George Clooney can’t totally remember what movie he won an Oscar for. Anyway, this was the easiest call on the whole board. Not so fun fact: this was the Crash year.

2004
Jamie Foxx
Hillary Swank
Morgan Freeman
Cate Blanchett

Oh god…is it Jamie Foxx for Ray? It’s Jamie Foxx for Ray isn't it? UGH. I hate this game, why did I make it up?

2003
Sean Penn
Charlize Theron
Tim Robbins
Renee Zellwegger

Why does it feel like Charlize Theron’s performance in Monster doesn't get its proper due? It’s profoundly great work and should be talked about way more. Is this how think pieces get started?

2002
Adrien Brody
Nicole Kidman
Chris Cooper
Catherine Zeta-Jones

Can I pick none of the above?

2001
Denzel Washington
Hallie Berry
Jim Broadbent
Jennifer Connelly

If you want to really get me talking, ask me about how Art Carney’s 1972 win for Harry and Tonto led to Denzel beating Russell Crowe out for this Oscar. I’m fun at parties.

2000
Russell Crowe
Julia Roberts
Benicio del Toro
Marcia Gay Harden

If Kate Hudson hadn't been upset by Marcia Gay Harden I would have given this one to her. But you have to actually get the Oscar to be eligible for an Uber Oscar.

1999
Kevin Spacey
Hilary Swank
Michael Caine
Angelina Jolie

We have winner from the Supporting Actress category! Full disclosure: I’ve somehow actually never seen Boys Don't Cry. But Angelina Jolie is not only incredible in Girl Interrupted, it’s the performance that made her into a superstar. It’s impossible to overstate how famous Angelina Jolie was overnight in the wake of this Oscar win. That counts for something.

1998
Roberto Benigni
Gwyneth Paltrow
James Coburn
Judy Dench

I’m a big Shakespeare in Love fan and defender and even I refuse to give this to Gwyneth Paltrow. Also, the only thing that has aged worse than Roberto Benigni’s win is this poster: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/71st_Academy_Awards#/media/File:71st_Academy_Awards_poster.jpg

1997
Jack Nicholson
Helen Hunt
Robin Williams
Kim Basinger

Would you like for me to quote the entirety of Good Will Hunting for you? Because I can. Have I mentioned yet that I’m fun at parties?

1996
Geoffrey Rush
Francis McDormand
Cuba Gooding Jr
Juliette Binoche

This basically comes down to what you value more in a performance: craft or charisma. Although craft seems like the obvious answer, in this case Cuba Gooding Jr. basically invented an entirely new character archetype through sheer force of personality. So let’s call it a tie for now.

1995
Nicholas Cage
Susan Sarandon
Kevin Spacey
Mira Sorvino

Yes that’s right kids, Nicholas Cage not only has a Best Actor Oscar but he’s actually one of the most deserving Oscars winners of the 1990s. The 90s were a weird time man. 

Speaking of which, here are actors who won Oscars in 1996 for things other than acting: Mel Gibson, Emma Thompson and Christine Lahti. As I said, the 90s were weird.

1994
Tom Hanks
Jessica Lange
Martin Landau
Dianne Wiest

Here’s the thing, this should be Martin Landau. He's incredible in Ed Wood. It’s one of the best supporting actor performances of all time and definitely one of the best overall performances of the decade. 1994 Best Supporting Actor is one of the strongest categories of all time and he won it easily. But that said, no one is beating Tom Hanks for Forrest Gump. Is it great acting? I genuinely don’t know. But off the top of your head name 10 performances in the history of film that are definitely more iconic than Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump. I’m not saying I feel great about it, but for better or worse, right or wrong, this completely meaningless made-up award is his.

1993
Tom Hanks
Holly Hunter
Tommy Lee Jones
Anna Paquin

Holly Hunter winning acting awards is so 90s. And I hear your arguments for Tom Hanks in Philadelphia, but so much of the esteem for that performance came from “straight man plays gay and has bravery to depict AIDS”. Nothing against Tom Hanks and the great work he does, but you don’t brownie points for that in 2017. Plus, although people sleep on it now, The Piano is actually straight fire son.

1992
Al Pacino
Emma Thompson
Gene Hackman
Marissa Tomei

I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to give this to Marissa Tomei. But I recognize that it actually belongs to Emma Thompson. However it definitely DOES NOT belong to Al Pacino. Scent of a Woman wasn't even his best Oscar nominated performance of 1992.

1991
Anthony Hopkins
Jodie Foster
Mercedes Ruehl
Jack Palance

Hey, remember a few seconds ago when I asked if you came name a more iconic acting perforce than Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump? Well here’s your answer. This probably the Uber Oscar winner of the whole decade.

On an unrelated note, I kinda miss the days when people like Jack Palance, Marissa Tomei, and Dianne Wiest could win Oscars for comedic roles. #MakeOscarsGreatAgain

1990
Jeremy Irons
Kathy Bates
Whoopi Goldberg
Joe Pesci


If Anthony Hopkins isn't the overall Uber Oscar winner for the 1990s then Joe Pesci is. In fact I extended this meaningless exercise all the way to 1990 just to include him. And now that I’ve reminded you of the greatness of Joe Pesci in Goodfellas we can finally draw this to a close. Congrats to all the fake winners on your fake awards!

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Oscar Preview 2015

Predicting the Oscar isn't an exact science. Yet since I started doing it myself on this blog ten years ago an entire cottage industry has popped up on the internet trying to turn it into one. But it can't be done. I've studied the Oscars as close as anyone for over fifteen years, and now even talk about the Oscars for a living, but yet here are my prediction results from the past three years: 16 for 24, 16 for 24, and 21 for 24. Good enough to probably win you your Oscar pool, but bad enough to show that it's basically impossible to predict EXACTLY what a small, insular, idiosyncratic group of largely old white people will do in any given year.

Yet, like always, I'll give it my best shot:

Visual Effects
The inside of a black hole, a friendly and virtually all-powerful robot, a planet made entirely of water, an alternate dimension inside an infinite number of bookcases - even just describing the most memorable special effects in Interstellar is a reminder of how ridiculous the plot was. But the special effects were so well-done and the movie LOOKED so good it almost didn't matter that it didn't make a bit of sense. Inception won this, and Interstellar will too.

Will Win: Interstellar
Should Win: Interstellar

Sound Mixing
Sound Editing
Alright, let me do my quick take on American Sniper here and be done with it. I kind of hate how now everything has to be something we take sides on. The products we buy and the media we consume have always said something about who we are, but now its gotten so binary and so extreme. The car we drive, the beer we drink, the movies we see are all now either red or blue, and we just stand in our respective corners and yell at each other about them. Can't I just go see a fairly standard war movie that doesn't even totally know whats it's trying to say and judge it on its merits as a film without getting involved in some larger cultural battle? The answer is no; no I can't. It's impossible to experience anything now without viewing it through the lens of your political affiliation. Thats just the way it is. And that kinda sucks. But also, does it means we're becoming more conscious and engaged people? And isn't it a good thing that theres real debate and discussion about a movie that treats one side of a war as savages and killing them as heroic? That's something that wouldn't have caused controversy ten or even five years ago, and that feels like progress. Debate and deeper examination should be why we're here. So while I kind of hated that I couldn't just watch American Sniper as a piece of entertainment, maybe that's just the price of living in a more enlightened society.

Anyway, no one really knows how to judge sound mixing or sound editing or even what the difference between the two are. So since American Sniper needs to win something, and since it certainly had a lot of sound to be mixed and/or edited it's taking these two awards.

Will Win: American Sniper
Should Win: American Sniper

Live Action Short
Like 99.999% of the population I haven't seen any of the short film nominees this year. So all I really have to go on is descriptions of the movies, reports from people who have seen them, and historical precedent.

People seem to be picking Boogaloo and and Graham here because it's the only light hearted nominee, and that makes sense. Plus it's name is Boogaloo and Graham. But The Phone Call checks off even more boxes: it's (also) in English, it's made by an established director, and it features known stars (Sally Hawkins and Jim Broadbent). A film with a similar profile lost this last year, but still, actors make up a majority of the Academy and The Phone Call is supposed to be a real acting showcase. It's my pick.

Will Win: The Phone Call
Should Win: Who knows

Animated Short
Feast is made by Disney and produced by John Lasseter. The winner is Feast.

Will Win: Feast
Should Win: Who knows

Documentary Short
Crisis Hotline: Veterans Press 1 seems to be the pick here - it's about veterans, it's the only uplifting nominee, it illuminates an important issue. And that's all sound reasoning. But I don't think two of the short film winners will both be about crisis hotlines. And I don't think the veteran thing necessarily carries as much weight behind closed doors in liberal Hollywood as people might think it would. So I do think that the door is open for something else to win.

These films aren't just viewed by old people who have the time to go to screenings any more - now screeners are sent out to all voters. But still, the Academy membership skews old. So a movie about motherhood and mortality would seem a good bet. Joanna is just that movie. I think it pulls the upset, if there can even be such a thing in the short film categories.

Will Win: Joanna
Should Win: Who knows

Production Design
Crazy, dubious fact: Wes Anderson is not his own production designer? How is that possible?? His movies ARE production design. And his directing is as much art directing as it is directing directing. Yet according to the official Oscar website the art designer for Grand Budapest Hotel is someone named Adam Stockhausen? Is that just a pseudonym for Wes Anderson? Is Adam Stockhausen his version of Roderick Jaynes?

Also how has Wes Anderson/Adam Stockhausen never won this before? Thats like when Martin Scorsese had never won Best Director. Well, this is the year that's remedied.

(BTW, here's something I wrote in LAST year's Oscar preview in the production design section: "congrats to Wes Anderson for winning next year for his work on The Grand Budapest Hotel." See told you I know what I'm talking about.)

Will Win: Grand Budapest Hotel
Should Win: Grand Budapest Hotel

Costume Design
Is there a historical epic involving royalty nominated? Not this year, which means I actually have to put some thought into it. Anna B. Sheppard is the only nominee who hasn't won before, but she's not a big enough name for that matter. Normally I say when in doubt go with Colleen Atwood, but maybe not this year. Instead, I think there's real enthusiasm for Grand Budapest Hotel and all elements of its visual style. This feels like they year the Academy tries to make it up to Wes Anderson for not getting into his aesthetic sooner. Plus those costumes were great.

Will Win: Grand Budapest Hotel
Should Win: Grand Budapest Hotel

Makeup and Hairstyling
You would think big budget movies with crazy characters and complex makeup usually win this, but you'd actually be wrong. Just in the past three years The Iron Lady beat Harry Potter, Les Miserables beat The Hobbit, and Dallas Buyer Club beat The Lone Ranger. Memorable but realistic hair and makeup works seems to beat more fantastical work more often than not. And hair and makeup wise what was more memorable and realistic this year than Steve Carrell's nose and Mark Ruffalo's hair? They can both partially thank the Foxcatcher hair and makeup department for their Oscar nods. Hopefully an Oscar win for that department will be thanks enough.

Will Win: Foxcatcher
Should Win: Foxcatcher

Film Editing
Linklater: "Here ya go. Here's 12 years worth of meandering slice-of-life footage, now make a coherent movie out of it."

Editor: "You crazy for this one Rick!"

Will Win: Boyhood
Should Win: Boyhood

Cinematography
Remember that incredible six-minute tracking shot in Emmanuel Lubezki pulled off in Children of Men and how everyone was crazy for it and how it's a travesty he didn't win an Oscar just for that shot alone? Well Birdman is that shot stretched out to the length of an entire movie. I realize there were subtle hidden cuts throughout, but still, pulling off the cinematography of Birdman is one of the most impressive technical and aesthetic achievements in film history. At this point its really Lubezki's world, we're just living in it.

(Better luck next year Dick Poop)

Will Win: Lubezki!
Should Win: Lubezki!

Documentary Feature
It's Citizenfour. It's definitely Citizenfour. Over the past 15 years this has turned into a super interesting, competitive, and important category. With all due respect to Citizenfour, what the hell happened this year? Please tell me we're not running out of real-life stories to tell.

(Spoiler alert: we're not)

Will Win: Citizenfour
Should Win: Citizenfour

Foreign Language Film
I haven't seen any of these nominees so I wasn't sure what to pick here until I read that Ida "deals with the aftermath of the Holocaust". You had the Academy at "Holocaust" Ida. Thanks for playing everyone else.

Will Win: Ida
Should Win: IDK, Ida?

Animated Film
With all the justified outrage over The Lego Movie being snubbed in this category people are missing the bigger issue. Forget Best Animated Feature, it’s an outrage that The Lego Movie was snubbed for Best Picture. If a comedy as smart, funny, daring, and original as The Lego Movie can't get nominated for Best Picture then lets just do like the Golden Globes and make a separate category for comedy, because clearly a straight up comedy is never cracking the Best Picture race.

It wasn’t always this way. In the early days movies like It Happened One Night and You Can't Take It With You WON Best Picture. Even as recently as the 70s and early 80s movies like M.A.S.H., Heaven Can Wait, Tootsie and Annie Hall (which won) were in the Best Picture race. But in the past 25 years here's every movie up for Best Picture that could remotely qualify as a comedy: Four Weddings and a Funeral, Babe, Fargo (stretching it), The Full Monty, As Good As It Gets, Shakespeare in Love (really stretching it), Little Miss Sunshine, Juno, and of course Crash. If you wanted to be generous you could include The Artist and Life is Beautiful, two movies technically billed as comedies but that didn't evoke a single actual laugh out of any person on earth. And I guess you could also include Up, Toy Story 3, Silver Linings Playbook and Scent of a Woman depending on if think Al Pacino’s performance was INTENTIONALLY funny. But that’s it - 14 movies in 25 years if you stretch the definition of comedy to its absolute breaking point. But really, would you call any of those movies straight up comedies? Maybe Four Weddings and a Funeral and The Full Monty? Maybe. So, it would seem now that “Best Picture” really means “Best Dramatic Film”, comedies need not apply. Because apparently comedy is not an art form on par with drama. I would say ask the Greeks and Shakespeare how they would feel about that statement, but then knowing about the origins of the dramatic arts might be a little much for an organization that watched The Lego Movie and thought, “eh, it’s no Boxtrolls”. I can almost guarantee you that no human being outside of the Academy, not even the director of The Boxtrolls, thought that. But unfortunately in this case the Academy is all that matters. And that’s why awards are so dumb. It’s just the opinion of one small, biased, insular group of mostly old white people. I know this. And yet still I care. I care deeply. Because honoring art is important. And awards shows are still the best way we have to do that. So while there are much bigger issues this year (all white acting nominees, a distinct lack of women) than a massively successful movie about toy blocks not getting nominated for Best Picture, if The Lego Movie can't get nominated for even Best Animated Feature, then the Academy has failed at its mission. It cannot properly honor art because it has lost its fundamental understanding of what constitutes art. And that is anything but awesome.

Will Win: How to Train Your Dragon 2
Should Win: The Lego Movie

Original Song
Speaking of awesome..."Glory" is a fine song, and a respectable choice, and Selma should have "Academy Award Winner" attached to it's name somehow, but how, well, awesome would it be if "Everything is Awesome" won instead? Lonely Island rushing the stage would be the best thing at the Oscars since Three 6 Mafia rushing the stage.

Oh well, at least the performances this year will be great.

(As a side note: did you know that Common's real name is Lonnie Lynn? Remember when Fox News tried to make him out to be some scary radical cop killer? He should have just released a statement that his real name is Lonnie Lynn and all of that would have gone away instantly.)

Will Win: "Glory"
Should Win: "EVERYTHING IS AWESOME"

Original Score
Did you know Alexandre Desplat has never won an Oscar? I feel like Alexandre Desplat is synonymous with "tasteful Oscar-friendly scores". Also, possibly, I need to get out more. But indeed Alexandre Desplat is nominated (twice!) again this year. Yet, I think once again he goes home empty handed. It'll be close because his Grand Budapest Hotel score was very good and support for that movie is strong. But it seems like Johann Johannsson is going to take this for The Theory of Everything. It won the Golden Globe. It's the most memorable score of the year other than Birdman (not nominated) and Interstellar (memorable for all the wrong reasons). And his name is JOHANN JOHANNSSON. Really his parents should win an Oscar for that one.

(And yes, I understand how Icelandic names work, but just let me have my joke).

So while it's gonna be a tight race, unless support for Grand Budapest Hotel is even stronger than we realize Desplat is, like always, just going to have to wait til next year

Will Win: The Theory of Everything
Should Win: Theory of Everything

Adapted Screenplay
How are these the five best adapted screenplays of the year? And how is Whiplash an ADAPTED screenplay? It's adapted from a shorter version of the same movie. How can the source material for your adapted screenplay be an earlier draft of the same screenplay? That makes no sense. But whatever. As long as Jason Hall doesn't win for a screenplay that has no ending and no idea what it was trying to say I really could care less what happens here. This is thoroughly uninspiring.

Will Win: Whiplash
Should Win: Whiplash?

Original Screenplay
Now THIS on the other hand, is a screenplay competition! (But again, how is Foxcatcher an ORIGINAL screenplay? It's based on true events the writers had to buy the rights to. How is that original? Whatever.)

The monologues in Nightcrawler were incredibly written, Grand Budapest Hotel was the very definition of original, Birdman was more original than that, and Boyhood was the most original thing to ever be original-ed. So deciding here is very tough. Foxcatcher is out, because what is it doing here? Nightcrawler is out because despite good writing, the plot is ridiculous and heavy-handed. Grand Budapest Hotel could easily win, and Wes Anderson is certainly overdue, but the remaining two nominees are slightly stronger to me.

So, is it Birdman or Boyhood? Boyhood is the better movie, but is its screenplay better? The question with Richard Linklater movies is always what is the screenplay? His films always feel like he just gives the actors an outline and some words they can say or not say and then he pieces it together later. Birdman however is clearly scripted within in an inch of of its life. That's a screenplay that was slaved over, as the fact that it has four writers shows. But does the fact that it has four writers hurt it when every other nominee has only one? That somehow makes it feel like less impressive of an achievement doesn't it?

I could really go either way here. But I think the restraint and subtle humanity Boyhood has in its screenplay is maybe more of an achievement than the imagination and flash of Birdman's screenplay. I think the Academy will disagree. But I'm really fine either way.

Will Win: Birdman
Should Win: Boyhood

Supporting Actress
So look, if there are two things I’m deeply in the tank for its feisty, caustic, damaged women and Emma Stone, so there's really no way for me to talk about this rationally. But just know that Patricia Arquette winning here is going to go against pretty much all recent historical precedent.

The old men who make up the majority of the Academy voters love them some attractive young women. Especially in this category. This is where Kim Basinger beat Gloria Stuart and Juliette Binoche beat Lauren Bacall after all. In fact this award could be renamed the Hot Young Starlet of the Year Award and the winner list wouldn't even retroactively have to be changed too much. In the past twenty years only Marcia Gay Harden and Melissa Leo have won when there was also a viable hot young nominee competing against them. I'm not saying things SHOULD be that way, just that they are.

Also, I'm a little unclear what is so awards worthy about Patricia Arquette's work in Boyhood that she's such a lock to overcome such strong voter predisposition. Other than her final scene it seems like a performance nearly anyone could have given. At no point watching Boyhood did I think "I am watching the best supporting actress performance I will see this year!" It's fine work, but is it as praise-worthy as it's become? I just don't get it.

But then again, I'm not, nor never will be a mother. Just like the women I have talked to by and large seem less enthusiastic about Boyhood than the men, I think there might be gender component to fully appreciating Patricia Arquette's work. And while men make up the majority of Academy voters, it's (fortunately) not by as much of a margin as it used to be.

So although I don't quite understand it, it looks pretty clear that Emma Stone is just going to have to settle for just being the world's most charming, talented, and attractive young actress as her consolation prize. Somehow I think she'll soldier on.

Will Win: Patricia Arquette
Should Win: Emma Stone

Supporting Actor
Maybe it's no 1992 or 1994, but you know its a strong category when Robert Duvall's performance in The Judge is bringing up the rear of this category as barely even an afterthought. I can come up with at least ten different years that any one of these guys would have won in a landslide. But as an actor sometimes you just happen to give a great performance in the wrong year. Because it's been clear since Sundance over a year ago that this was gonna be JK Simmons' year no matter what.

Now, I don't know that I bought JK Simmons in Whiplash as an actual human being. I know there are people LIKE his character, but the extreme he and the script took it to I didn't find believable as realistic human behavior. Also, as any actor knows, anger and aggression are the easiest things to play. Still, the performance was so powerful and visceral and what made the whole movie work that it's kind of hard to deny him the win here. As a MASSIVE fan of Edward Norton's work in Birdman I went into Whiplash totally ready to pick Simmons' performance apart. But he won me over, and winning over someone who actively wants to dislike you is the ultimate test.

So while I think Edward Norton gave maybe a better and more interesting performance, JK gave the performance that was showier, more memorable, more crucial to his film, and for all those reasons and more he's going to win. And I think I'm OK with that. Maybe sometimes it's alright if the Oscars aren't about "the best" per se but about "the most Oscar-worthy". Those are, after all, two different things.

Will Win: JK Simmons
Should Win: JK Simmons (by a hair)

Actress
It seems strange that Julianne Moore is finally going to win her Oscar for such a minor unseen movie as Still Alice, but then that also seems very Julianne Moore of her. Un-flashy, professional, all about the work, easy to take for granted - thats not just Julianne Moore and her films, but a good description of her work in Still Alice. Compare the work Julianne Moore does in Still Alice to the work with the work Eddie Redmayne does in The Theory of Everything. You're always aware Eddie is acting; with Julianne you never are. Eddie's feels like a performance designed to win awards. I'm sure on set the word Oscar came up more than once. Julianne in Still Alice is simply living a life, awards be damned.  Its the kind of work only a consummate professional who has been at this for 20 years could do. To be that real and unvarnished you have to have absolute faith in yourself and your work. Faith that can only come from doing this as long as Julianne Moore has and from doing it as well as she has. Her performance in Still Alice could have gone wrong in a million different ways and she avoids them all. She doesn't care about showing us what a good actor she is; she just cares about living an imaginary life as truthfully as she possibly can. And it's absolutely heartbreaking to watch.

It's almost the exact opposite of Cate Blanchett from last year, but it's equally overdue and equally well-deserved.

(Shout out to Reese Witherspoon though, who was great in Wild and who I'm positive during filming thought she would win an Oscar for it. And most years she would have. But the Oscars are as much about luck and timing as anything else. And this is Julianne's year. But nice to see you back on the nominee list though Reese, and congrats on being runner up. No small feat.)

Will Win: Julianne Moore
Should Win: Julianne Moore

Actor
How is it that this feels like a strong category yet I'm not enthusiastic about any of the nominees? Cumberbatch is too mannered, Redmayne is too showy, Carrell is too same-y, Cooper is too American Sniper-y and Keaton I dunno, his performance lacks a certain je ne sais quoi for me. I would vote for David Oyelowo if I could. I thought he was far and away the best, most powerful, most transformative and explosive performance of the year. The fact that there's not more outrage or even mention about his omission from this list speaks to a whole host of problems both with the Academy and of the world at large. It's also a bit inexplicable that Carrell got nominated over Jake Gyllenhaal for playing basically the same type of character only with less complexity, flash, and screen time. But since you can only go with the hand you're dealt, I guess Keaton is the pick. His movie has more support and he's the heart of it. It's a role that Oscar voters can deeply relate to. And Keaton is an overdue nice guy who has worked at some point with half of Hollywood. It seems weird to win Best Actor for a movie in which you only give the third best performance in, but maybe that's just a testament to how good the acting is in Birdman. But maybe it's also a big part of the reason he's running neck and neck with the inferior work of Eddie Redmayne.

Eddie Redmayne has the showiest part here by far, and definitely does the MOST acting, but that's part of my problem with it. It seems bipolar to honor Julianne Moore's subtle and unshow-y work and then turn around and also honor Eddie Redmayne for acting with a capital A. He ages, he develops an extreme physical handicap, he has a big crying scene, he's portraying a real person - it's just all so self-consciously actor-y. I'm not saying performances like that can't be great, and indeed Eddie is very good, but you're kind of always aware he's acting. You can see the work rather than getting lost in it.

Also, Eddie Redmayne would be one of the youngest people to ever win Best Actor. Are we sure he's worthy of that distinction? The Theory of Everything is really only his third major film, and while he was very good in the other two (My Week With Marilyn and Les Miserables) does it really feel like he's headed for a career as one of our finest actors? What are the odds "Best Actor Winner Eddie Redmayne" sounds ridiculous 20 years from now? Pretty high, right? The only three men younger than him to win this award in the past 30 years are Adrien Brody, Nicolas Cage, and Richard Dreyfuss and it kind of ruined all of them (seriously check out Dreyfuss' credits post-1977, they're shockingly undistinguished). The supporting awards are whatever, but my take on Best Actor and Best Actress is that they're the pinnacle of the profession, and unless there are no other reasonable options let's make sure the winners have truly earned them. Besides the fact that I think his work is slightly better, it just feels like Keaton has earned the right to be a Best Actor Winnner; I don't think Redmayne is there yet.

(And it's statements like that that are the reason people think the Oscars are dumb. Seriously, why are you still reading this? I'm part of the problem.)

Will Win: Michael Keaton
Should Win: Michael Keaton (but really David Oyelowo)

Director
Ava Duvernay's exclusion here is the real story and the fact that her snub didn't lead to a similar reaction as Ben Affleck's snub two years ago says a lot about Hollywood.

Clint Eastwood's exclusion is the opposite of that.

As for the people who were nominated: One of the five best directors this year was Morten Tyldum? That's an absurd statement and it's unclear how or why the directors branch, which usually does a great job, voted that way. My guess: Harvey Weinstein.

Bennett Miller is a more defensible choice, and Foxcatcher was certainly directed, but was it well directed is a different matter. Maybe? I'm still undecided.

So that leaves the only three people with any real chance of winning. Wes Anderson isn't winning this year, but he's finally cracked the nominee list and it's not inconceivable that he'll win someday. He's officially gone from quirky indie auteur to mainstream brand name while still retaining essentially the same style. And he just keeps getting better at what he does with each passing movie. His eventual acceptance speech is going to be whimsical as shit. But it's not happening this year. (Not in this category anyway.) So in what is the tightest race on the entire board and likely one of the closest votes in Oscar history, my gut says Alejandro Inarritu squeaks this one out over Richard Linkalter. Birdman clearly has a ton of support within the Academy. The votes for Best Director and Best Picture are tabulated differently and this category favors passion over consensus. And while Boyhood would seem to have more general support, Birdman seems to have more passion behind it at this point.

Most importantly though, we're talking about direction here. Richard Linklater's strength, his signature really, is what's going to do him in. In Boyhood he always keeps things simple and unfussy. He doesn't go for big moments or fancy camera work. He wants to make it seem like you're watching real life. His direction is by design unobtrusive. And it's that restraint that allows the movie to ultimately make the emotional impact that it does. But it's also why it's going to be hard for him to beat the HEY I'M DIRECTIN' HERE! work Alejandro Inarritu does in Birdman. Every second of Birdman "wow, I can't imagine how hard this must have been to make" is in the back of your mind. It's just a staggering directorial achievement that any person who has ever made a film would be jealous of and inspired by. And that's just it: Birdman feels like an achievement, Boyhood feels like an accomplishment. Subtle but massive difference. Boyhood is content to just be a great movie, Birdman cries out for awards. And it's going to get them. At least in this category anyway.

Will Win: Alejandro Inarritu
Should Win: Alejandro Inarritu

Picture
My approach to deciding Best Picture is which of these will stand the test of time as the best movie of the year. When people 100 years from now look at a list of Best Pictures winners which of the nominees will make the most sense to be on that list. Which of these movies is the best movie of 2014, not just right now but forever? Approaching it that way would prevent the in-the-moment groupthink like "We feel bad for Ben Affleck" (Argo) "a silent movie, how novel!" (The Artist) "gay people make us uncomfortable" (Crash) "Harvey Weinstein paid us off" (Shakespeare in Love) and "we had a collective brain aneurism" (The Kings Speech) that lead to winners that already start to seem absurd the day after they're announced (or sooner).

So with that criteria in mind let's run through these.

The case for American Sniper is that it made a lot of money and is very popular. It's not Titanic or Gone With the Wind-level popular so that popularity isn't going to single-handedly carry it to classic status. And take away the box office and the controversy and it's a pretty straight-forward war movie the likes of which we've all seen before. It's out.

Grand Budapest Hotel is great, but 100 years from now is it going to be the first, second, or even third most beloved Wes Anderson movie? Does it even seem THAT different from any of his other post-Rushmore movies? It's out.

100 years from now will people be able to say with any certainty which movie is which between The Imitation Game and The Theory of Everything? Can they now? They're out.

Whiplash is well made and well and and very entertaining, but at the core it's a simple two person character study - a mentor/mentee showdown. Movies like Whiplash have existed since film began and will continue to be made until the sun burns out. Good Picture, but not Best Picture.

So that just leaves the three movies which for me, and many others, stood apart from the pack this year. Important without being cloying, well-made without being slick, powerful without forcing it, and spoke to today while still remaining timeless. Any one of Selma, Birdman, or Boyhood would be a respectable choice for Best Picture of 2014. But only one can be. So which is it?

Selma is twice as good as it needed to be to get a Best Picture nomination, so the fact that that's really all it got is just criminal. It could have easily floated in on being the first major MLK movie and being released in a year when it's subject matter couldn't be more timely, but it didn't do that. It was masterfully made and brilliantly constructed and did everything right every step of the way. It was one of those movies where even the actors with just one line were great. And it was emotionally and socially resonant without ever leaning on or acknowledging its timeliness. Which was the best decision the filmmakers made. Because just like you can always stage a production of Trojan Women or Tartuffe or You Cant Take It With You and make it feel timely, Selma will (sadly) always be relevant. Especially because it didn't try to be. But for the purposes of deciding what wins this category, unfortunately the story and the way it is told, while powerful, are a little too conventional and straightforward when compared to the remaining two nominees. I would be willing to listen to arguments to the country, but unfortunately they wouldn't matter, because Selma isn't winning this. The Academy is too conservative. This is an Academy that seems to be fine with the fact there's not a single non-white acting, directing, or writing nominee. This is an Academy where a member just said about Selma "having the cast show up in T-shirts saying 'I can't breathe' — I thought that stuff was offensive. Did they want to be known for making the best movie of the year or for stirring up shit?" And this is an Academy that allowed the conversation around Selma to become "is the main white guy in the MLK movie portrayed heroically enough or not". Because of course. Plus 12 Years a Slave just won last year. And if you think that doesn't matter, well, hello and welcome to America, I hope you enjoy your stay.

Anyway, sorry Selma.

So then there were two. To get into the nerdy details, no film has lost Best Picture after winning the SAG, PGA, and DGA awards in over 20 years. But I still think Boyhood is going to take down Birdman. Unlike Best Director, in Best Picture consensus matters more than passion. And with the older more conservative Academy I'm sure there are many people who didn't "get Birdman", found it difficult and challenging, and ranked it towards the bottom of their ballot. Whereas I can't imagine anyone watching Boyhood and not putting it in their top three. Also never forget that the guilds skew way younger than the Academy because to even get in the Academy you have to have been in the business a long time. I personally know tons of people in SAG, the WGA, and the DGA; I dont know anyone in the Academy. I'm too young to. So anyway, thats the nitty gritty of why I'm riding with Boyhood. But I'm also riding with it because I want it to win. Because it's the better movie and because it's going to stand the test of time better.

Both movies are remarkable innovative achievements the likes of which we have never seen before and maybe never will again. It's a shame they have to go up against each other when there are years when things like The Artist win by default. But Birdman is a movie about making movies; Boyhood is a movie about life. I can't imagine anyone who doesn't work in the entertainment industry finding Birdman relatable; I can't imagine anyone alive not relating to Boyhood. It connects us all by showing how universal the experience of life is. The specifics are unique to each of us but the beats are all the same for everyone. Like a song thats clearly about a specific incident but that yet every listener feels like is about them, Boyhood somehow feels more universal because it is so specific. If Linklater had tried to tell a more general story it wouldn't have hit as hard. But by watching what was clearly autobiographical for one man and yet recognizing in it feelings and thoughts and experiences that I had, it made me realize that my own life wasn't unique. Everyone goes through the same things. We all have our differences, but aging is what connects us. Time is the tie that binds. Birdman says to voters - look at me, aren't I important. Boyhood says to them - aren't we all.

Now I loved Birdman, and this is not meant as a knock on it, but the creativity and innovative filming style of Birdman will seem ordinary someday. People will build on it, imitators will arise, it can be topped. But nothing will ever be like Boyhood ever again. Yet it doesn't win just for being first. And it doesn't win just for being singular. It wins because it will never lose its effectiveness as a film. It will never not be great. Because the passage of time will never dilute time's power. Time will always win. And the Oscars should be no exception.

Will Win: Boyhood
Should Win: Boyhood

Friday, February 28, 2014

Oscar Preview 2014: What Can Keep Gravity Down?


Need far too many words about and picks for every category at this year's Oscars? Need to know if Gravity is indeed an undeniable force? (sorry, had to.) Then read on...

Visual Effects
So I’ll kick this thing off with my little spiel on Gravity:

Gravity is a great film. Original, suspenseful, breathtaking, and masterfully made, but will all the hype and accolades given to it this year seem utterly ridiculous 50 years from now? I think they will. Because if there was ever a movie that’s not going to age well it’s a movie that’s almost entirely a special effects showpiece. Now I know there was a great suspenseful narrative and a wonderful performance by Sandra Bullock at the heart of the film, but ultimately none of that matters if the movie doesn’t create a stunningly realistic you-are-really-there vision of outer space. And with technology becoming outdated at record speeds I seriously doubt that even 20 years from now the outer space of Gravity will look anything other than cheesy and fake. This is why making “NEW” the main selling point of anything is both a blessing and a curse. But I guess with Gravity we’ll cross that bridge when we get there. For now the Academy can already start engraving this statue.

Will Win: Gravity
Should Win: Gravity

Sound Mixing
Sound Editing
Are they two technical awards that seem basically interchangeable and that 98% of the voters have no real way to objectively quantify or judge? Then give them to Gravity!

Will Win: Gravity!
Should Win: Gravity?

Live Action Short
I haven’t seen any of these but by all accounts Just Before Losing Everything is supposed to be the best of the bunch. But its also the longest and subtitled. Everyone seems to be picking The Voorman Problem instead because its in English and stars Martin Freeman, the only recognizable name/face in the category. I’m gonna go the other way and predict that the people willing to vote for this category are too old to care who Martin Freeman is and have penty of time to sit through and soak in the only 30-minute-long Just Before Losing Everything.

Will Win: Just Before Losing Everything
Should Win: Who knows

Animated Short
I actually have a strong and educated opinion on this! I didn’t see all of the nominees like I often do, but I did see Get a Horse! and there's no way it’s losing. It’s a tribute to old Hollywood (check) and the magic and craft of movie making (check) but it uses new technology and new techniques to feel inventive and original (check). It’s the first animated Disney film to ever be directed by a woman (check), it’s produced by modern animation god John Lasseter (check), has the power of the Disney machine behind it (check), and features a voice performance by freaking Walt Disney himself (all of the checks). This is a lock.

Will Win: Get a Horse!
Should Win: Get a Horse!

Documentary Short
The Lady in Number 6: Music Saved My Life is about a 109-year-old piano-playing Holocaust survivor (who died during the final week of Oscar voting!). So thanks for coming all other nominees, but you’re no longer needed because The Lady in Number 6: Music Saved My Life is about a 109-YEAR-OLD PIANO-PLAYING HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR (WHO DIED DURING THE FINAL WEEK OF OSCAR VOTING)

Will Win: THE 109-YEAR-OLD PIANO-PLAYING HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR
Should Win: THE 109-YEAR-OLD PIANO-PLAYING HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR

Production Design
They should just rename this award the Baz Luhrmann Award. (By which I really mean the Catherine Martin Award. But whatever.)

In related news, congrats to Wes Anderson for winning next year’s Baz Luhrmann/Catherine Martin Award for his work on The Grand Budapest Hotel!

Will Win: The Great Gatsby
Should Win: The Great Gatsby

Costume Design
When in doubt with this category ask yourself, did any of the nominees this year inspire their own collection at Brooks Brothers or Tiffanys? If still in doubt, ask yourself, did any of the nominees involve lavish period party scenes with thousands of costumed extras? And if still in doubt, ask yourself did any of the nominees contain a memorable scene where Leonardo DiCaprio literally threw costumes directly into the camera? If the answer to all of these is yes then you have your winner.

Will Win: The Great Gatsby
Should Win: The Great Gatsby

Original Song
It seems weird that the Year of Pharrell isn’t going to capped by an Oscar win for Pharrell, but unfortunately it seems that nothing is going to stand in the way of Robert Lopez EGOTing for “Let It Go”. Now considering Robert Lopez’s Emmy is only a Daytime Emmy I don’t think it should count as a true EGOT. And also, since this category doesn’t contain Lana Del Rey’s “Young and Beautiful” its results shouldn’t count anyway. But whatever. I expected a bit more from the composer of Avenue Q and Book of Mormon than “Let It Go”, but it’s gonna be a Broadway staple from now until the sun explodes so I guess it winning here is fine. But seriously, go listen to “Young and Beautiful” again. It will make you feel all of the feelings. The ones that “Let It Go” is only playing at.

Will Win: “Let It Go”
Should Win: “Happy” (but also “Young and Beautiful”)

Original Score
Considering how little dialogue there actually was in Gravity it relied on its score far more than any of the other nominated movies. And since none of these scores were particularly memorable on their own, voters will just think back to which one they remembered being most impactful on its film. And Gravity’s certainly was the most obvious in that regard. But it also felt like it could have been made by pretty much anyone and plugged into pretty much any epic high-class adventure movie. 

Win Butler’s score for Her though could have only been made by members of Arcade Fire and only been used for Her. It helped vividly create the world in which Her takes place, filling in what the production design and costumes couldn’t. It created a mood, yet felt unobtrusive while doing it. That sort of work doesn’t generally win awards, but it should. Plus how cool would it be to add Arcade Fire (or basically Arcade Fire) to the list of unexpected music branch Oscar winners alongside Eminem, Three 6 Mafia and Trent Reznor? To answer my own question, it would be awesome.

Will Win: Gravity
Should Win: Her

Makeup
Please let it be Jackass. Please let it be Jackass. Please let an actual human being say the sentence “And the Oscar goes to Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa”. Oh please sweet lord in heaven let it be Jackass.

(Spoiler alert: It won’t be Jackass)

Will Win: Dallas Buyers Club
Should Win: Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa

Film Editing
Uhhhhhh…..

I have no idea.

And when in doubt this year go with Gravity.

Will Win: Gravity
Should Win: Gravity I guess

Cinematography
Lubezki!

Finally, a chance to make up for one of the all time Oscar travesties: Emmanuel Lubezki not winning for Children of Men. Or for Tree of Life. Or for anything he’s ever done. But there’s a zero percent chance that doesn’t get remedied this year.

You’re up next Roger Deakins

(Fun fact: Did you know that Emmanuel Lubezki also shot Reality Bites???)
(Fun fact II: Did you know that I have friends?)

Will Win: Gravity
Should Win: Gravity

Documentary Feature
This is a tough one. I haven’t actually seen any of these, but feel like I know enough about them to make a pretty informed guess.

This category has really changed since the old days when the winner used to always be the most depressing talking head documentary they could find. In recent years populist and relatively uplifting films like Searching for Sugarman, Undefeated, Man on Wire and March of the Penguins have all won. Which would seem to point to 20 Feet From Stardom winning this year. But it seems like Act of Killing has been seen by just as many, if not more people, it’s supposed to be undeniably powerful, and despite the changing nature of the category I still say genocide tops underappreciated backup singers. But I could easily be wrong.

Will Win: Act of Killing
Should Win: Act of Killing

Animated Film
I haven’t seen any of these because I’m strictly ride or die Team Pixar but Frozen is made by Disney (which is Pixar-adjacent), is pulling in Titanic money and good reviews, and has what seems like particularly weak competition. So congrats to Frozen for coming out the year before The Lego Movie is eligible to win all of the awards ever.

Will Win: Frozen
Should Win: Frozen

Foreign Language Film
I find it hard to believe that these were truly the five best foreign language films released last year as none of these had anything even remotely approaching a wide release. But then there’s a long and storied history of this category making no sense so this year is really just par for the course.

While most Oscar prognosticators are saying that The Hunt is coming on strong I’m going to stick with the only nominee that I remember playing at multiple theaters around Los Angeles in the past few months: The Great Beauty.

Will Win: The Great Beauty
Should Win: wish I knew

Adapted Screenplay
It's absurd that Before Midnight is up for adapted screenplay. The reason given for the classification is that it's based on existing characters, but by that logic every screenplay to a sequel should be an adapted screenplay. Which would be idiotic. But whatever.

Before Midnight is in the running for my all-time favorite film and that's largely on the strength of its screenplay. The magic of the Before movies is that watching them is like being able to eavesdrop on the greatest conversations of all time. The dialogue is what we wish we could all sound like when we talk. But it has an ease and naturalness to it that barely makes it seem like dialogue at all. It's the platonic ideal of a screenplay. But it has no shot here. Because 12 Years a Slave feels too important not to give it to. Which I'm fine with. It's a worthy winner. But in another world, in another life, Before Midnight winning sure would be nice.

Will Win: 12 Years a Slave
Should Win: Before Midnight

Original Screenplay
Woody Allen is Woody Allen and if there’s ever a year Woody Allen isn’t winning an Oscar it’s this one. Dallas Buyers Club is already likely winning three other awards so voters will feel like it’s been honored enough. So that leaves three Best Picture nominees who likely aren’t going to win anything else. So which one does the Academy want to throw a bone to? Well you can never count Alexander Payne out of a screenplay race, only Nebraska wasn’t written by Alexander Payne, it was written by Bob Nelson, and no one knows who Bob Nelson is (and having the worlds most generic name probably isn’t helping with that). So that leaves David O. Russell for American Hustle (can some rapper please use the line “I’m an American hustle like David O. Russell”?) or Spike Jonze for Her.

American Hustle at one point seemed like the Best Picture front-runner but has since faded in a huge way. Still, with all those nominations it seems crazy that it will leave empty-handed. But is screenplay really the place to honor it? Most of the complaints about the movie (including mine) are that it seemed like a bunch of great performances in search of a story. Seriously, I doubt even David O. Russell himself could neatly and accurately summarize the plot of the movie. He’s even basically admitted that he really only cared about character, not story, which can be fine, but in this case it let to a movie that felt like an unorganized mess. It was series of engaging scenes and then it was over, having said nothing and making no emotional impact. 

Her on the other hand, was bursting with thoughts and ideas and feelings. It spoke to who we are, how we live, and where we might be headed. It was universal and deeply personal. It was one of the best films of the past 10 years largely because it was so masterfully constructed. And it felt thrilling original. Which is after all one of the key words in the title of this category. So while it seems improbable that the out-of-touch old men who make up the bulk of the Academy membership and probably don't even own cell phones would give an award to Her, I really think Spike Jonze takes this one. A boy can hope anyway.

Will Win: Her
Should Win: Her

Supporting Actress
This is clearly a two woman race and if Jennifer Lawrence hadn’t just won last year she would take it easily. But she DID just win last year. And since this award could easily, most years, be re-titled “Hottest Newcomer” instead of “Best Supporting Actress” a previous win would seem to disqualify her. But she’s so good in American Hustle and she’s America’s reigning sweetheart (and our future supreme ruler) that you can’t count her out. Lupita Nyong’o though seems to have all the momentum now. She’s the hip choice, has run a great campaign, given great speeches, won most of the precursor awards, and oh yeah, gave the better performance. Oscars have been won for far less than her soap scene alone in 12 Years a Slave, and she had many more scenes of equal difficulty and power. So while the margin is going to be razor thin, Lupita is going to take this round. But don’t cry for Jennifer Lawrence; all she has left is everything else in the world.

Will Win: Lupita Nyong’o
Should Win: Lupita Nyong’o

Supporting Actor
If you want to see how far we haven’t come in this country in our attitudes towards the gay community look no further than the response to Jared Leto’s performance in Dallas Buyers Club. The word thrown around most often about it is “brave”? But why is it “brave”? Because he’s playing a transgender person? Explain to me what’s “brave” about that. Because I didn’t realize that portraying someone different than yourself was considered “brave”; I thought it was just called doing your job as an actor. I mean isn’t that literally the dictionary definition of acting? Now this is certainly a very reductive way to view these roles, but if we’re going to base our awards voting on which performance is the most “brave” isn’t taking pleasure out of whipping black women while yelling the N-word at them much more emotionally difficult and uncomfortable in 2013 than putting on a dress and pretending to be attracted to men? Based on the overwhelming support for Jared Leto it would appear not. His performance is humane and touching, but it’s nowhere near the level of Michael Fassbender’s work. It seems for most voters though, that it’s not about the work itself. It’s about rewarding Jared Leto for his “courage” in taking on the part. As a voter told Entertainment Weekly about why he was voting for Jared Leto, “it’s a very risky performance that you could easily be ostracized for.” So you could be ostracized for playing a transgender person but not for playing a sociopathic racist? That says so much about Hollywood and America and the Academy. And it makes me sad that we’re not further along as a culture, and that Michael Fassbender is going to get reverse-Brokebacked, but mostly that “Academy Award Winner Jared Leto” is now a thing that is going to be true.

Will Win: Jared Leto
Should Win: Michael Fassbender

Actress
Cate Blanchett is winning this more than anyone has ever won anything. Which is really saying something since this is a very good group of nominees. When Meryl Streep is the weakest of the bunch you know you’ve got a solid category. But Cate Blanchett is blowing them all off the map so it hardly seems worth discussing. So instead let’s talk about Amy Adams.

Were you aware that Amy Adams is slowly becoming one of the most critically acclaimed actresses of all time? It’s true. Here’s the compete list of actresses with more Oscar nominations than Amy Adams by the time they turned 40: Kate Winslet, Deborah Kerr, Norma Shearer, Bette Davis, and Meryl Streep. That’s it. Maybe not strictly a murderers row, but still, surprised Amy Adams is in such elite company aren’t you? But you shouldn’t be because Amy Adams has become a shockingly reliable signifier of quality. She’s quietly become the queen of the indie prestige project. Need proof? Leaving out Man of Steel here are the directors of her last four films: David O. Russell, Spike Jonze, Clint Eastwood, and Paul Thomas Anderson. Now that IS a murderers row. Is Amy Adams, the princess from Enchanted (a role for which I still maintain she should have been Oscar nominated), really the new Kate Winslet? Or even the new Meryl Streep? It’s not as crazy as it sounds. And American Hustle is her finest work yet. She’s an absolute revelation in it. And in any other year she takes home the statue. No one is beating Cate Blanchett this year, but don’t worry, if we’ve learned anything about Amy Adams, it’s that she’ll be back.

Will Win: Cate Blanchett
Should Win: Cate Blanchett

Actor
Matthew McConaughey is this year’s Ben Affleck. He's going to win for turning his career around as much as for the work itself. And in that sense True Detective is the anti-Norbit. Seeing constant ads for the show are a great reminder of just how complete his career transformation has been. And speaking of transformations, the only thing Oscar voters love more than redemption narratives are physical transformations for roles. So although it seems weird that in one of the best years ever for actors the Oscar is going to go to Matthew McConaughey, that’s almost certainly what’s about to happen. And that’s a shame. Because while it’s a great performance and a worthy winner, there are two performances I like even better.

Chiwetel Ejiofor is the heart and soul of 12 Years a Slave (and has one of the only names harder to spell than McConaughey). Giving a great performance as the lead of the Best Picture frontrunner is usually enough to win an Oscar. But despite all his suffering and gnashing of teeth, the bulk of his performance is actually, due to the nature of the part, very internal. For me the nuance and subtext of the performance are what make so great, but that non-bombastic nature in addition to Chiwetel being a virtual unknown prior to this year is probably going to keep him from winning a brutally tough category.

On the opposite end of the bombastic spectrum is my pick, if I had one, Leonardo DiCaprio. For years I’ve found Leo to be somewhat stiff and unbelievable, so it makes sense that his two best performances would be Django Unchained and The Wolf of Wall Street, two movies where he didn’t concern himself with naturalism or seriousness. By embracing his inner comedic character actor he paradoxically finally comes off as comfortable in his own skin. It’s like he finally realized that he’s always been miscast as himself. He works much better when he’s someone else. And there was no more extreme someone else to be in film last year than Jordan Belfort. And Leo wrings every bit out of the part that he can. The speeches, the boat confrontation with Kyle Chandler, the final fight with Margot Robbie – it’s just three straight hours of Oscar-worthy scenes. The Quaaludes scene alone should have won him an Oscar and was the best ten minutes of any movie released in 2013. It should be shown to aspiring physical comedians everywhere. Leonardo DiCaprio is the new Jim Carrey; who knew? Ultimately though Leo is getting shafted here because the character was so unlikable and because large numbers of voters had issues with the film. But Leo will never be better, Jordan Belfort is going to go down as his most iconic non-Titanic role, and 10 years from now it’s going to look criminal and inexplicable that he didn’t win the Oscar for it. There continues to be no justice with regards to Jordan Belfort, only this time in an entirely different way.

Will Win: Matthew McConaughey
Should Win: Leonardo DiCaprio

Director
I think 12 Years a Slave is by far the best picture. And Steve McQueen is huge reason why. I don’t think another person alive could have taken the same material as made it as powerful and memorable. But considering Ang Lee won this award last year for Life of Pi it’s clear that this award often means MOST direction. And I’m fine with that. If you spend years of your life trying to realize a singular and seemingly impossible vision and finally pull it off brilliantly while pushing the entire art form forward in the process you deserve an Oscar for your efforts. So this is a really close call for me. But I thought James Cameron should have won for Avatar, and for the same reasons I think Alfonso Cuaron should take it this year. Which is what he’s going to do whether I want him to or not.

Will Win: Alfonso Cuaron
Should Win: Alfonso Cuaron

Picture
This is at this point a two picture race. So let's just focus on those two:

Gravity is a thoroughly original and entertaining movie. It’s a technical marvel and visually unlike anything that has come before.

12 Years a Slave is the new Schindlers List. It’s going to be taught in schools. Seeing it changed how I view the world.

As I’ve said countless times over the years, The Oscars matter because they are a historical document. A record of what mattered. An imperfect, flawed, often egregiously wrong record, but the one record that we know will still be around and still be referenced in 100 years. In 200 years. In 1,000 years. And what do we want on that record as the best film of 2013? Something that will soon look like a primitively shot space epic with a rail thin plot, or the most well-crafted and accurate look yet at one of humanity’s most important and painful chapters?

In Entertainment Weekly’s Oscar preview they stated “In short, 12 Years is heartbreaking; Gravity is groundbreaking”. I agree. And only one of those qualities is one that lasts.

Will Win: 12 Years A Slave
Should Win: 12 Years A Slave