Rejected Lyrics For Taylor Swift’s Love Song Before She Decided On “You Were Romeo, I Was A Scarlet Letter”
- You were Jay Gatsby, I was a red hunting hat
- You were Huck Finn, I was the blood on Lady Macbeth’s hands
- You were Guy Montag, I was a streetcar named desire
- You were Gilgamesh, I was a red-armed prole woman
- You were the Ministry of Truth, I was an allegory for the actions of the House Un-American Activities Committee
- You were Tess of the D’Urbervilles, I was a profound sense of boredom
Lyrics Avril Lavinge Rejected In Favor Of “I'm the Motherfuckin Princess”
- I’m the ass-kickin porcelain doll
- Bitch, I’m the debutant
- I’m the goddamn bunny rabbit
Rejected Follow Ups To “Birthday Sex”
- Valentines Day Fellatio
- Christmas Handjob
- St. Patrick’s Day Dry Humping
- Veterans Day Heavy Petting
- Arbor Day Hug
- Administrative Professionals Day Orgy
Names Rejected by Lady Gaga
- Princess Gaga
- Dutchess of Gaga
- Queen Gaga II
- 3rd Earl of Gaga
- Sovereign of the Distinguished Order of Gaga
- Kajagoogoo
Lyrics 3OH!3 Reluctantly Rejected That Were Only Marginally More Offensive Than “Shush girl, shut your lips / Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips”
- I’m a German, you’re a Jew / Time to party like its ‘42
- Is this another Nine Eleven? / Or have I died and gone to heaven?
- Let’s have an orgy with Jesus / Cuz I know he can please us / Orally that is
